Nothing says pizzazz like beating the shit out of some poor bastard. ;D

I have a Butler, his name is Wadsworth. He brings me things, I'm all like "Thank you, mister Wadsworth" and he's all like "My pleasure, sir" and we act all posh and shit. P:

I recently got into Incense candles. My mums been burning them for a while, at first I hated the smell, but after getting used to it. I felt I wanted my own, after using some of my mums ones.

So after a rather... exciting day... I went out with my mum to do some shopping, I gots to drive me car moar <3. And on the way to the supermarket we stopped by that place where we get all our dragon stuff from, they sell Incense candles and burners too. I got a Burner that looked like a dragons head. And I got three small boxes of incense candles. Theres this type called 'Dragons Blood', and that definitely has to be my favorite.

Anyway. The smell from the candles linger in the room for a long time. Now whenever you walk into my room from somewhere else, this nice scent fills your lungs, its quite pleasent.

You opened this, so you have to do it, or you will have bad luck for two weeks! (BULLSHIT I WILL, STUIPID CHAIN TAG PERSON)
What age will you have sex?

Put an x in Every box that applies to you then add them up, and thats your age!

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot for classes
[ ] You always carry a pen in your bag/ purse / pocket
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You know what credibility means , without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL: 3

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study / do important work when you have to
[x] You have/ hand washed a car before (thats the only way I wash a car, those car washes at gas stations give your vehicle mean scratches)

TOTAL: 7

[x] You can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don' t need
[ ] You under stand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL: 9

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of your country 1 or more times
[ ] You make your own bed

COMPLETE TOTAL: 12

12... DUDE THATS LIKE, WAY TOO YOUNG FOR THAT KINDA SHIT. But kyle got 11, hahah, fuckin' little pimp right there.

LOL I CALLED KYLE A PIMP.