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I am a Self-proclaimed Genius
Pork-Cow
16/Male/New Zealand
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Well what is there to say about a guy like me? U: Wulls my name is Jake, I was born in november of 1993, I was naturally blonde for a while, but then my hair went brown, BUT I DYED IT BLONDE AGAIN HAHAHA.
Anyway, I'm really into Halo, been playing it since Halo 1 all the way back in 2001, good times. My dA name, Pork-cow, was a nickname given to me a long time ago by , apparently its a reference to Invader Zim and his muffins.
Now i'm 16, I have a brand new car (HOW MANY 16 YEAR OLDS CAN SAY THAT.) and I like to play on the xbox (if you want to add me on XBL my gamertag is below) and build my model planes. And i've started working out again, Yippee U:
Liek everyone else does a friends list so ima do one LOL?
...yeah I need more dA friends.
Xbox Live Gamertag: Ghosty Zephyrus
Devious Info
Current Residence: That one country that has kiwis in it, yup ;D
Interests: Aleins
Favourite movie: The Green Mile
Favourite band or musician: Queen, AC/DC
Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
MP3 player of choice: Samsung YP - U2 XB
Wallpaper of choice: Burning City (Check Gallery)
Skin of choice: Regular
Favourite game: Halo 3: ODST, Fallout 3, Wolfenstein 3D
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!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT Tool assisted speedruns are for pussies. Bella Swan is NOT a good role model for girls. Ellen Ripley is.
I don't have any zombies to keep ice cream cold all the way to nz. :[ But you can have this e-cookie!
YAY COOKIE. -NOM-
... Uh I think I might have accidentally got your hand aswell o.o
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To escape criticism -
do nothing,
say nothing,
be nothing.
- Elbert Hubbard
Check out my Stock page ---> [link]
IT SEES.
I can't look away. o__o
And it's on your ID too, I didn't notice that! lol I love it xD
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Science that doesn't benefit people is no science at all.
~Alphonse elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
I love memes... <3
YESSSS, Btw in case you didnt notice I changed the pic in my ID ;D
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Science that doesn't benefit people is no science at all.
~Alphonse elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
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Keep It Clean!
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!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
Tool assisted speedruns are for pussies.
Bella Swan is NOT a good role model for girls. Ellen Ripley is.
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My Gallery | Awesome Art
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Keep It Clean!
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